Kirihara Akaya

prods at the cobwebs

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:59:24 GMT

Hey, Manager-san. Say everyone just, uh, suddenly disappeared.

Could I get my own CD deal then?

I'm back.

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 19:22:22 GMT

For the record, I didn't make anyone cry.

It was pretty uneventful in general, and just an excuse for my family to drag me all over the place and use the band's success to show off to their siblings. Funny how they were against it all at first.

Time to get back to work. Ch'.

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 03:37:16 GMT

Isn't it fun when you forget you have relatives until they up and die on you?

Some grandmother from my dad's side finally kicked it the other day, so I gotta go be a good little grandson or... something and make an appearance at the funeral, console my dad's weepy sisters, eat their cooking, console their kids who never even knew the old bat, eat their moms' cooking, and all that. Sorry, manager-san, but it looks like I'll be out of action for a good week. Not like you needed me around, anyway!

[We're still gonna jam after I get back. Don't get me wrong.]

[OOC: I still don't have my own computer, and it's starting to look like it'll be another week, so... yeah, I figured I wouldn't be able to post or comment much, so hay, IC excuse. =D See you all next week.]

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:20:24 GMT

[The hedgehog "Hedgehog Peter" had fallen in love.
His partner was the anteater "Morisette".
Wanting her to know all about himself,
Peter talked desperately.

He talked about his very favorite nuts and berries from the trees,
Or like how he wanted to go on an adventure, out by the lake on the other side of the forest...
"Of course, you can come too!"...he said.

"That's right, I'm really good at dancing, so let's dance!"
Anyway, Peter was really fired up,
He held his hand out to Morisette and spoke over and over again

Peter danced along in high spirits.
But Morisette, she didn't say anything
"What is it?" Peter asked, and what he saw was!
Wounded on his own needles, collapsed and covered in blood, collapsed and covered in blood
Was her body!

And Peter said, "What happened?" he said.

That was the love story of the hedgehog, "Hedgehog Peter".

Still needs something. Fuck.

[OOC: lyrics taken from senshi gakuen. plz dont kill meh] ]

Hey, Kamikaze! Guess what I did not too long ago! You'll never guess.

I realized something the other day.

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:07:53 GMT

I forgot two very important people.

This is our Image Advisor, Marui Bunta. I actually have no problems whatsoever with him. Anyone who gets a rise out of Kamikicchi is cool in my book.

Manager-san! He really does own that shirt.

[you'll never know
if you hafta ask
do you wanna know?
the reason why you are...
wakaranai ka?

Hehn. Let's see if I can get anywhere with this.]

you learn something new everyday.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 19:56:48 GMT

You can do the weirdest shit with ice cream. Seriously, what the hell? I thought banana fudge with whipped cream slathered all over the place was more than enough, but now those weird online ~~guro~~ guru people claim that banana fudge caramal raspberry peanut butter crunchy road sundaes are god's gift to man's sweet tooth.

I like peanut butter bananas.

fifth is better than nothing, guys.

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 00:13:29 GMT

Recently, I've gotten some fanmail saying, "Akaya, what do your fellow bandmembers do when the cameras aren't on? What are they really like?" Our IA's reality shtick aside, this is a very good question. I present to you (even you, aozu and Cap to Bin! I know you're out there---) an illustrated look at Pulltab to Can.

First, there is me, Kirihara Akaya. No picture could properly capture my sexiness, sorry. I rap when I'm not off working for the band. The nickname some of the old fans gave me is 'Rappinator'. No, I'm not going to explain that.

Next up is Kamio Akira, also known as Kamikaze Kaitou Akiko! When he's not off snogging Ibu in front of all the cameras, he's licking his snail. That's some weird shit, man. I don't even wanna know. (~~Sorry, Yagyuu, I had to steal your markers~~) It's almost as nasty as his drumstick fetish.

Ibu's relatively normal, except for the fact that he's shackin' it up with Kamilla Gonzalez above. The picture probably tells the truth -- no one's fashion sense sucks that much, except for maybe Kaidou from Cap to Bin and the little pink tanktop.

... not that I'm keeping tabs on what people wear or anything. Moving on.

Now, I haven't exactly met Sengoku yet, and I think I've figured out why. He's secretly raving at all the cool underground Irish pubs in his Lucky getup and living off the shit the cereal dudes send him. That fucker.

Sanada-san is a very special young man. When I was in high school, I always thought his baseball cap was on too tight and prevented him from speaking. Who'd've figured he'd be the karaoke king, eh?

The image above explains everything you need to know about Atobe Keigo and Oshitari Yuushi.

[OOC: my apologies for the shitty GIFs. I was far too lazy to convert the PNGs to JPGs in photoshop, where they wouldn't be all grainy. oh well.]

Wasn't that educational?

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 16:31:34 GMT

That was the coolest reception ever. Period. Oi, manager-san, lemme know when that interview is, alright? Speaking of interviews, I hear you're quite the host now, Yukimura-san. Want me to boost your ratings sometime?

Oh yeah. Happy birthday, Atobe, although I doubt you'll get virgin sacrifices since I didn't get any. How about those drinks, eh?

an entry -just- for kamikazecchama

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 20:56:29 GMT

Oi, Kamio! Check out this super cool drawing of you and Ibu!

It's really neat.

[OOC note: my apologies, LJ was acting up on me, and, as a result, posted this entry six times. I really didn't mean to spam anyone's friends list. >_> I think I've deleted all the other posts. again, sorry! ^^;]

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 15:07:51 GMT

Un Bon Soir.

So I can type it, but how the hell are you supposed to pronounce that? Shit. At least the manager's a fan of the band and is gonna give us a discounted rate for dinner. But of all the places, a french place?

Maybe I can order some snails, put 'em in a doggy bag, then shove 'em down Kamikaze-chamma's pants at the reception.

eyes the date

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 14:27:19 GMT

Happy birthday to me, indeed.

I accept presents of all forms, such as blackmail material for Kamikaze Kaitou Red, money in any way, shape, or form, or virgin sacrifices.

fourth = even better, hay.

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 23:21:09 GMT

Something just occurred to me.

Sanada-san, do you have a date to the RI.SING event yet?

how -cute-

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:56:35 GMT

Ohh, Manager-san, look! You're in a fanfiction! Isn't it nice to have such dedicated fans?

And I stole this from a bunch of people:

what is your porn star name? by lunz
name
favorite dirty thing to do
your porn star name	sterling sliver
your porno movie name	boys gone bananas

Quiz created with MemeGen!

... I like bananas.

Sat, 18 Sep 2004 17:47:44 GMT

[C'mon, take the bait... take the bait...

God, I love the internet.]

Remember, the best gift for anyone is Pulltab to Can's new single "Wonderful Days"!

[...arghhh, we need to finish that log. x_X Unfortunately, I'm working in just a bit today. When are you two free? I'd like to, uh, finish it up over the weekend. ♥ Worst case scenario, I could make a post on here and filter it to you two and we could just post to it to finish.]

heh heh!

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 00:07:57 GMT

Tenth. Holy shit, tenth. I'd say that's a pretty good start, ehh? Oi, Manager-san! Nice one, there! I'm looking forward to, ahh, future releases. Can we party yet?

Also, I did one of those meme things

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	rhythmic_love
flower girl	go_momoshiro_go
best man	bend_me_sexy
bridesmaid	kaidoh_bass
you will have your last fling with	journalist_dan
registrar	soulful_mumble
secretly wants to marry you themself	motto_playful
date of the wedding	January 17, 2035
number of times you do it on your wedding night	36

Quiz created with MemeGen!

... NO

the list.

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 16:29:52 GMT

[It's official: I'm in a band with a bunch of smartasses.

Sanada: I take that back, Sanada-san isn't a smartass. He just sucks at talking with anyone and doing anything outside of his usual "tarundoru!" or whatever bit. Maybe it's the hat...
Kamio: Anyone who dips their hair in rubber cement and considers it to be "cool" automatically sucks. Also, he can't take a joke, period. I think it's the rubber cement talking.
Ibu: He's not bad.
Sengoku: He hit me up for ramen once, so he can't be all bad. Shit. I'm not in a band with a bunch of smartasses. I'm in a band with tarundoru!, smartass, Ibu, lucky charms, the diva, and mullet-master.
Atobe: Like I said above, diva. But hey, a guy who harrasses Kamikaze Kaitou Akira can't be all that bad.
Oshitari: ...

I should've stuck with rapping.]

Manager-san, I'm so glad we finally got something put together! No, really, I am! Pulltab to Can is going to rock the charts. Seriously. ... that is, as long as a certain redheaded spaz can keep himself out of the tabloids, ehh?

[You need to loosen up a lot. What was that stiff attitude, at the recording session? C'mon, let's go celebrate. You wanna buy? You could buy.]

the hell, man

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 21:18:05 GMT

I've found a kid that's even more annoying than Kamio or whatever, if that's possible. There's no way in hell that it's possible to tie at Guilty Gear. It just isn't. At all. So what the hell?

[Kevin Smith. I'm so going to find a use for him at some point.]

Ehhhh

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 05:55:17 GMT

Yo, does this even look right? Online journals are such a pain in the ass sometimes. Can't even get 'em to look right or anything. Test, test. And another test because I feel like it. I'm supposed to use this to keep in touch with all my fans and bandmates, ehh?

Who the hell named our unit?